Caller: “I am looking for something for our anniversary.”
Radio host: “Tell me more about hubby first.”
Caller: “Well, he is half English and half Zulu.”
Radio host: “Hm, Zulu. Which half?
Caller (chuckling): “Harold, below the belt.”
Radio host: “Hm, lucky girl, Jane. Why not spoil him with a Moon and Back Chock Crate personalised with his name and a variety of delicious choccies. Because something tells me he’s got a thing for Top-Deck”. (Caller is heard chuckling again) “So, there you have it. There is no reason for you to be a plain Jane. "